Okay, since this is online, I cannot really tell if you're being sarcastic or if you're being serious (sorry). But I hear that a many of Russian Babushkas are rather...how can I put it--at the least, very stoic looking, and at the most, appear to be as if they had been raised in the Gulag system. Of course, I've read that that plays a role because Russian grandmothers have seen a lot and have endured a lot during those trifling times back in the USSR.